One thing that I do very well is sleep:) On Monday I slept all day, even through Mommy and Daddy's anniversary dinner date! I went to a restaurant for the first time even though I don't remember anything as I was asleep the entire time. That made Mommy and Daddy happy:) So they enjoyed they fancy Mezes meal at Lambros on the Danforth while I slept the whole time and dreamt about extra padded diapers and pacifiers full of breast milk! oh the joy!
However, sleep can be tricky for me at this thing called night time. I'm not a fan of night time...I can't see anything!! It's very weird, I can hear mommy and and can feel mommy but I can't see her so I don't like it at all. I let her know that I do not like it so she places me right next to her so at least I know that she is there...in a seated position of course! I like to sleep sitting up, it's very comfortable. I don't know why everybody doesn't want to do it!
So she places me next to her and I am all warm and snuggly and I slowly drift off to sleep...but then something changes...I am no longer sitting up! I am lying down on my back!! It is not snuggly on my back! It is cold and hard! Where's mommy? I can no longer feel her! Oh boy, I am not happy so I start to huff and puff and grunt to show my displeasure.
Sometimes I am so upset that I can't get to sleep...so what does Mommy do? She shoves a plastic thing in my mouth! What good does that do? I am not a fan of the plastic thing and I let her know about it, but she keeps it in my mouth...yuck! But then something happens...I start to suckle on the plastic thing...and then it hits me, like a drug...my eyes roll into my head...I suckle and suckle and instantaneously relaxation sweeps over me. Oh the bliss that is suckling!! Once I start, I can't stop and I fall fast asleep. I don't even notice that Mommy puts me in the bassinet, and that's where I stay for 4 hours, which pleases Mommy to no end for some reason.
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